"Yo homes, the name's Satoshi Urushigofuckyomama. Why yall up in my grills like this?
Ah. I comprehend. You here cause you cravin' an artist who can turn yo sloppy ass story faces into bouncy, full-breasted, milk machi-AH I mean characters. Well yeAH, if you got a li'l suminsumin you got the Urusheezie's attention!
Uhuh, so yall lookin' to procreatin' female girlface who's pretty tight wit the sword, huh? Tha's cool. Oh. You wan 'er to dignifibibly pretend to be a man, huh, so she can defen' 'er kingdom despite all da pressure, huh? Whu-AND look legit enough to fool da playa?
I DUNNO HOMIE, THAT'S AXIN' AN AWFUL LOT. Awright, 'tsall cool. Here's da deal. I'll make yo homo sex mangirl aight? But you gots ta let me artistimafy this other character MY WAY. CAPEESH?"
In all seriousness, I couldn't stand Growlanser 2. The absurd demand for a walkthrough, combat imbalances, and Charlone's goddamn sexist bitching put me off. It was cool at first, and I even liked the music, but I finally got sick of it. I tried Growlanser 3, but that didn't catch my interest as well as Growlanser 2. I'd like to try Growlanser, but it's never been released in US! AGH! I've found a translation for it though, so perhaps I'll try a rom of it at some point.
I made this after realizing that instead of the majority of characters in one Growlanser game looking cool, Satoshi seems to prefer to spread his talent a bit... thin.